She'll be caca-ing around the mountain when she cacas,

She'll be riding six brown cacas when she cacas,

She'll be wearing caca pyjamas when she cacas,

Oh we'll all come out to meet CaCa Brains when she cacas,

She'll be carrying three brown cacas when she cacas,

We will caca the CaCa Debul when she cacas,

We will all have caca and caca when she cacas,

We'll all be shoutin' "CaCa" when she cacas,

She'll be caca-ing down a caca that's five miles long.